Did Barney say the line, "I don't want to be standing in no stag line with old man Schwump and a bunch of slumped over teenage boys?" Cause, you know if he did me and Laura Lee Hobbs would have kept him and Andy from having to be in a stag line. I couldn't have actually danced with the boys. Bad back. I would have been in traction for a month. But Laura Lee could have danced and I could have just kept them company. You know what a great talker I am. I love normal conversation. It's the chit-chat that I hate. Chit-chat and guitar music. And pretzels. They lay heavy on my chest. Chit-chat, guitar music, pretzels, vigorous sports on account of my back, and oh yeah, can't stand the sun. But other than that you can count on me for a rocking good time. Just don't hand me no pretzels, play me no guitar music, invite me for any kind of sports, try to engage in any sort of chit-chat or card playing. Cause I do not gamble. What do you take me for? A law breaker? No, no, no, no. As a matter of fact, can't we just sit at home and talk? I wonder why Barney didn't think about us? Lydia and Laura Lee Hobbs "And there he'll come, a-dragging that albatross behind him..."
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