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Today's Topics:
1. Fife is my life speaker (bfifemd)
2. Re: I agree ([EMAIL PROTECTED])
3. Floyd's haircuts (Carol Stonemetz)
4. rose (Ted Schott)
5. Relatives ([EMAIL PROTECTED])
6. Replies: (3 in 1) (Albert Acevedo)
7. Howard's Mother (CAPT .)
8. RE: Beat the Heat (CAPT .)
9. shorthand (Margaret Adams)
10. Mayberry temperatures. (Albert Acevedo)
11. Convicts at Large ([EMAIL PROTECTED])
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Message: 1
Date: Mon, 11 Jul 2005 13:11:38 -0400
From: "bfifemd" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Fife is my life speaker
To: <[email protected]>
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In regards to the fellow doing a take off on the best deputy in the world. I
visited his site and found it to be a nice site. His message certainly seems
to be in the right place and even his comedy act is with the family in mind and
offers a clean alternative to some of the stand up acts out there. I
personally have chosen not to do comedy clubs but, hey, if he can bring clean
humor into the clubs, more power to him. I say, it's a big old world out there
and every guy deserves a chance.
On another note, I wanted to express my thanks to the menareblabbermouths
chapter up in west virginia for the wonderful plaque with the two nickels on
it. Would you believe that the buffalos are really facing different ways? I
never thought i'd see that. It was a wonderful gift and one that I will
treasure.
David Browning
The Mayberry Deputy
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Message: 2
Date: Mon, 11 Jul 2005 13:12:50 -0400
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Re: I agree
To: [email protected]
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>>I agree with Frank over at the Diner. If you want to talk political stuff,
>>you should go call Howard...........or even Howard's mother.
If you want to call Howard, you have to call his mother first to get permission
for him to talk on the phone.
Sam Drucker
Hooterville
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Message: 3
Date: Mon, 11 Jul 2005 12:22:07 -0700 (PDT)
From: Carol Stonemetz <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Floyd's haircuts
To: TAGS <[email protected]>
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>>>Feeling crabby, cranky, irritable? Hard to sleep at night? It just might be
>>>all that shaggy, long hair you're sporting these days! Listen gents....it's
>>>hot and it's only going to get hotter. So why feel miserable when you don't
>>>have to? Come on down to Floyd's Barber Shop and let Floyd fix you up.<<<<
Yeah, Floyd, but getting those little hairs down the back of your neck makes ya
crabby and irritable too.
Carol
PS Albert, are you in advertising? You have a flair for it.
Kind behind the eyes.
Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?
James Thurber
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Message: 4
Date: Mon, 11 Jul 2005 12:54:57 -0700 (PDT)
From: Ted Schott <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: rose
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
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I bet Floyd even has rose-water. I was raised in a big
family and we got chili-bowl haircuts. The first thing
I bought when I got my first real job at 14 was a
haircut.
It was a tonsillorial parlor not unlike Floyd's. Full
trim, neck shave with hot lather, talcum, rose-water
and scalp massage for $0.75!
No one seems to remember rose-water.
Ted in INDY
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Message: 5
Date: Mon, 11 Jul 2005 17:46:32 EDT
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Relatives
To: [email protected]
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Here's one for you.
How many relatives can you name of citizens of Mayberry?
Here's a few:
The lady who saw the woman speeder - her sister was Tilly with the cloth
coat and the long teeth.
Otis Campbell's brother Ralph and sister-in-law Verlaine.
Uncle Ollie and Aunt Nora - and the two boys.
Aunt Bee and the brother that she had ( as a result she won't even allow
fruitcake in the house! )
AuntBee1
" I guess we can stand our loved ones that long..."
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Message: 6
Date: Mon, 11 Jul 2005 16:18:04 -0700
From: "Albert Acevedo" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Replies: (3 in 1)
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
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Carol: (Floyd's haircuts) - no, I'm not in the advertising biz. However, I
did read a lot of matchbook ads (before Bic lighters were around) and comic
book ads when I was a kid. Sounds sad, don't it!
Ted: (rose) - I remember rose-water. I haven't been to a barber that ever
offered it but I do remember it. Rose-water is nice. Real nice!
AuntBee1: (relatives) - Clara Edwards nephew, Ferdie.
A.A. MPk.
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Message: 7
Date: Mon, 11 Jul 2005 22:27:13 -0600
From: "CAPT ." <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Howard's Mother
To: [email protected]
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She dain brammaged LOL
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Message: 8
Date: Mon, 11 Jul 2005 22:32:38 -0600
From: "CAPT ." <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: RE: Beat the Heat
To: [email protected]
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Floyd needs to add a swimming pool, it was 108 here in Wyoming, Saturday
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Message: 9
Date: Mon, 11 Jul 2005 10:47:17 -0500
From: Margaret Adams <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: shorthand
To: [email protected]
Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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IPI,IDHI~I passed it, I didn't heave it ~ Briscoe
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Message: 10
Date: Tue, 12 Jul 2005 06:54:55 -0700
From: "Albert Acevedo" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Mayberry temperatures.
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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Mayberry looked like it got hot in summer but not the kind of heat some of
the rest of you are experiencing. And we are only in July! I had relatives
living in Trona, Ca. Lo-triple digits were the norm in summer. CAPT's 108
in Wy. sounds pretty bad. When I was stationed as a Marine in Barstow, Ca.,
well, you either adapted to the high heat and become a desert rat or you
just sort of withered away. How about the rest of you?
A.A. MPk.
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Message: 11
Date: Tue, 12 Jul 2005 11:16:02 EDT
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Convicts at Large
To: [email protected]
Cc: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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Hi!
I'm a newbie on this site, and loving every minute and email on ol' Barn and
Andy, Aunt Bee, Opie and the gang.
Jut a few great lines from that episode, "Convicts at Large":
1. FTTYDK "Funny the things you don't know" Floyd to Barney.
2. LMGYITLORAP "Let me guide you into the land of rhythm and pleasure"
Barney to one of the female convicts (not Big Maude) I forgot her name...maybe
some will help!
3. IHCB "I hate crowded ballrooms" Barney (otherwise known as Al in this
episode) to Big Maude Tyler.
Ever notice on the first two seasons of TAGS Opie and Andy have floats atop
their fishing poles as they walk to the lake???
Loving my DVDs of the 1st and 2nd seasons, and can't wait for #3!
I 'preciate it!
jaywalkin' joan in NC
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