My BELOOOOOVED people of Mayberry..it is with great joy that I announce that you will be receiving a tax cut check this year thanks to a little discovery by your Mayor. Married couples will be receiving $500 and single people will be receiving $300. Where does this money come from you ask? I have found a SUBSTANTIAL amount of "petty cash" left over from the Pike campaign that should have been used for you good people. Typical of Pike to do that. ( I have talked to my personal friend, the governor, and have been told that it's perfectly legal to share this money with you.) You should be receiving your checks within a month. Please do not call Sarah or Andrew for information as they are so busy. My door is always open to you. Your Mayor Stoner..Roy Stoner "Hello, little Wendell!" _________________________________________________________________ Connect and share in new ways with Windows Live. http://www.windowslive.com/share.html?ocid=TXT_TAGHM_Wave2_sharelife_012008 _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list [email protected] http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
