While you trained noticers keep trying to figure out where Thelma Lou's house
was, here's something to keep you up nights.
Assuming Thelma Lou is one of those good old southern double first names, did
we ever know Thelma Lou's last name?
And come to think of it, did we know the last names of any of Barney's other
girlfriends (Hilda Mae, Miss Rosemary, and of course that fun girl Skippy).
The only ones where we know the last names, weren't real girlfriends since they
had ulterior motives - Melissa Stevens (who turned out to be Gladys the
matrimonial con artist),
Agnes Jean Parker (who was only after information on the supermarket
robberies), and Teena Andrews (who only needed a date for the world premier of
her new movie).
And then there's Juanita, an assumed voice on the other end of the phone who
was never heard nor seen.
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