During this time of uncertainty and turmoil in the financial and banking sectors, we here at the Mayberry Security Bank want to reassure our customers that their assests are insured and 100% safe. Thanks to security upgrades recommended by Deputy Barney "Glen Ford" Fife, the cash drawers and vault are now kept closed.?In addition, Asa is bringing a thermos of coffee with him to work so that he can stay awake most of the time.?
Rumors of a proposed buyout by the Bank of Mount Pilot, which appeared in the "Mayberry After Midnight" column and have been spread by Laura Lee Hobbs at the Dime Store, are completely false. The Mayberry Security Bank is sound financially and is on solid footing --- unless Frank Myers decides to cash in his bond. With Warmest Regards, Mr. Meldrin, Harriett, Asa, & The Whole Staff of the Mayberry Security Bank Main Street Mayberry, NC _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list [email protected] http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
