I have a college education and I taught school for over 36 years before
retiring. Much of what I have learned in life came from books. Much came
from the school of hard knocks, and yet a lot of the more important and
useful things I have learned came from listening to the wisdom of the
wonderful people of Mayberry. Just what have I learned from all those fine
folks? Well, here are a few of the more important lessons in life I learned.
1.. Never hit your mother in law in the mouth with a leg of lamb.
2.. It isn't only the materialistic things in life that make you rich-
there is love and friendship - they can make you rich.
3.. Everybody talks about the weather but nobody does anything about it.
4.. If you want a good suit you have to go to Mt. Pilot.
5.. The petulla abondola ain't in the leg - it's in the brain.
6.. Making baskets in prison will cure kleptermineracs.
7.. Air and water is free but there is a charge for gas and oil.
8.. People who wash their hands all the time have a hand washing
compellsion.
9.. Chewing tar is good for the teeth.
10.. If you put your tongue on the roof of your mouth while riding a
motercicle facing the wind it is impossible to say a word that begins with
the letter s.
That being said, there is one thing that I have not discovered in all the 48
years that I have watching TAGS. And that is: "Why can't you have peanut
butter in prison?"
Ken Anderson
2906 May Street
Eau Claire, WI 54701
(Home) 715-839-8470
( Cell ) 715-210-1556
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