Hey Ken, you had Lifes Lessons from Mayberry, what about Lifes Lessons from the Darlings. 1. Playing hard to get-that gets women quicker than anything. 2.Got time to breathe, got time for music 3.Cleanliness is next to Godliness 4.Neat and reverent-a combination hard to come by 5.For a divorce, bury a beak of an owl,4 tailfeathers of a chickenhawk,strip of broke comb and with someone standing on your right, incant over them at the base of an oak tree, BUT if the intended should dig up the proceedings before the moon comes full, the divorce proceeding is null and void. 6. It's good to get bad blood out of a marriage 7. It ain't proper to look a a betrothed couple while they's a communing with one another 8.If a rider dressed in black, riding east to west on a white horse in the light of a full moon passes a bridegroom, he is cursed and the union is cursed. 9.For a sore foot- put a buckeye in your pocket and do the incant: Pain of heel, ache of toe, vanish now from my sweet bow. 10. Charlene singing There Is a Time is about the prettiest thing we ever heard. _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list [email protected] http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
