Ken, Loved your post of Mayberry Christmas Gifts. I've thought of some for
some of the lesser known folks.
Big Maude Tyler, aka Ralph Henderson: A gift certificate to Arthur Murray
Dance Studio
to keep her occupied when she gets out on parole.
Malcolm Tucker: A Tracfone so he can call Charlotte without interupting the
Mendlebright
sisters.
Emma Brand: A roll of dimes, so she will have exact change for her pills.
John Masters: A new arrangement for good ole 14A and some Miricle Salve for
those
hives.
Orville Henricks: Some new shock absorbers for his butter and egg truck so
when his
son Evan drives it there won't be so much egg breakage.
Reverend Tucker: A how-to book on writing "moist" sermons.
Mary Grace Gossage: A membership in the corsage of the month club.
Carl Benson's mother: New reeds for her saxophone.
Briscoe Darling: A years supply of Chapstick. Getting banjo sounds out of a
jug can
really dry the lips.
Fred Goss: An ashtray. He may need a training course in using one.
Harry Becktoris: A book of poetry so he can write love notes to Ramona like
she used
to write to Tweeky...I mean Barney.
The gift certificate from eHarmony.com was a great idea for Howard, but I'd get
one for Skippy, Daphne and the Darling boys as well. Also, you can give Gomer
the tie and the socks and I'll get him a new bucket.
I could go on all day but I have to hit send sometime. Hopefully others will
add to the gift list and make it a real happy Mayberry Christmas.
Happy Holidays everyone,
Harry in Salem, VA
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