How-do Everyone,

I was watching the other night and I noticed a pattern of fibbing going on
in Mayberry......not out of selfishness or meanness mind you, but usually to
protect someone's feelings.....how many fibs can you recall being told in
Mayberry....I'll start:

Aunt Bee telling Peggy she hasn't seen Andy when he was standing right there
Aunt Bee saying the Chicken Ala King was delicious when she knew it tasted
like wallpaper paste
Andy telling Barney his uvula was red and swollen so he wouldn't sing
Andy and Barney saying Aunt Bee's pickles were good when they were just like
kerosene cucumbers
Floyd telling Madeline Grayson that Andy and Opie were his sons

Can you think of more?

Your Resident Northern Person,

Mari Ellen
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