>>OMG - can you imagine Barney with an electronal marvel like a cell phone in >>his pocket.? Think of all the havoc he created with just one meesley little >>old bullet in his pocket. >>Poor Andy would never get any courting done in Barney had a phone 24/7.? And >>poor old Sarah would be out of a job.? She might be forced to peddle Miracle >>Salve.? But then again she is probably a little old for a pony.
Don't worry about Sarah...She still has her gig at the Hooterville Telephone Company.? And there won't be cell phones in the Hooterville Valley for many more years.? Oliver Wendell Douglas was trying to get a cell phone infrastructure established, since the phone company couldn't come up with another 75 feet of wire to put his phone INSIDE his house.? But when the Monroe Brothers tried to build a cell phone tower, it sank into Simpson's Swamp.? Mr. Haney says he just happens to have one on his truck, but nobody will do business with him after that?incident with the Grabwell Washer that he sold to the Ziffels. Sam Drucker Drucker's General Store Hooterville _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list [email protected] http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
