ER AJWZK B

<<After rewinding and pausing it to make sure (ain't TiVo wonderful?) I
was able to make out the sign to read "ER HAJWZK B".  Anyone know what
this is supposed to mean?  Sort of resembles Ernest T's recitation of
the alphabet. Doug Johnson<<

There's funny story about that store, Doug.  Barney was running around
town tellin' everyone that the state inspector was coming.    Mr. Scwamp
noticed an old abandoned bird's nest in the sign across the street.  He
borree'ed a ladder to go up and clear it out.    When he was up there
doing that, he accidently knocked all the letters off the sign, and
dropped his reading glasses out of his pocket.  (there's a rule in
Mayberry that you only put on glasses when you really need them so's the
town don't look too nerdy, right Ken? ).

Well, he got the letters picked up (most of them) and went back up the
ladder.  When he got up there he noticed that one of the R's broke and
looked like a "K", and the D still had birds nest stuff in it and looked
like a  "B".  He started to arrange the letters when Barney cam running
down the street again yelling  "He's comin'!  the Inspector's comin'!"

He was supposed to spell out "J & Z HARDWARE"   (Jimmy and  Zack's) but
he left the  H, A, and & on the street and the rest he threw up there as
ER AJWZK B as fast has he could.  

That crazy inspector didn't even notice the weird sign, but he did right
on his little notepad.  "ladder left over sidewalk"  "HA" in the street"

Mystery solved by:
The Untrained Voice



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