Hey Ken, I love your Philosophical Meanderings post!!! When I read that I thought boy that would make a great t-shirt! Can you a picture a shirt saying "Important Things I've Learned from Barney Fife:" and then your list!!!???
Jen I think one of the things we often forget is that not only is Barney Fife a ruthless lawman, a real lady's man, and an all around great guy, but he is also a great philosopher. He often did a lot of philosophical meanderings and I have learned a lot from him. Among the most important things I have learned from Bernard P. Fife are the following: If a bat lays its eggs in your hair you will go crazy. The same thing is true about moths. Once a jail cell door slams shut there are no more carefree days or peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Albert Einsteen was a dropout. You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear. Birds talk to each other. Rich girls often go to Paris France to attend refinishing school. Giraffes are much more likely to be struck by lightning than dogs. Kleptormineracs steal because they are rotten. If you bring a bird into the house it means there will be a death in the house. And most important; There are atmospheric rays which control bodily motions. If a person containing a negative or hexin quality gets between you and those rays he creates a static that jars any successful motion to an unsuccessful motion and jinxes you. _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list [email protected] http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
