I  just read about Mike's boring weekend.  I can't believe a fellow
Hoosier would say that when our Indianapolis Colts just won a big game
with our modern day "Johnny Unitas of the Baltimore Colts"  Peyton
Manning of the Colts.  (you remember they guy that Opie trusted with the
proper way to throw a football rather than Barney.   Barney would
probably say "it's a matter of taste")

Just kidding Mike, I know you mean from a Mayberry standpoint since
we're all here, and all the fun was in Mt Airy.  Anyway Mike, look out
for that bedroom-on-wheels, Handyman truck.  Henry Wheeler will be
coming to the rescue soon.   We've got an Aphid invasion in our Soy
Beans!!!

http://www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2009909280323


This is going to take more than Henry's little spray can.   Now that
Aunt Bee can Fly an airplane, Henry got her to take him up with 3-
30-gallon canisters of his favorite "Aphid-Away"

The last time Aunt bee radioed in though, it seems like Henry is too
busy watching the clouds and telling her how they are shaped like a
woman..and inspecting roofs for loose shingles, and porches that need
painting, and looking for ice-cream parlors and such to take a lady to.

Give me that Radio Micro-phone.  "Hey listen there you in the co-pilot
seat  "Uncle Henry"  Andy said if you don't start spraying those Aphids
right quick, he's going to have you in the hoosegow for impersonating a
professional, fraud, and crop dusting without a license.  Now you get
down here and start working with those spiders..I mean Aphids.

You just can't get good help around here.

The Untrained Voice
A little buggy in Indiana
  
We've got a few fruit flies too.  Glad I don't work in a grocery store,
right Floyd.

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