This is when Ron Bailey, a spoiled teenager played by Bill Bixby, was
held in the Mayberry jail once for hit and run.
Otis: "Hey, what're you doin' in my cell?"
Ron: "Your cell?"
Otis: "That's right. That's been my cell every Saturday night for the
last ump-teen years. Now will you kindly get out?"
Ron: "Are you kidding me?"
Otis: "I am not kidding you. And if you don't remove yourself I am
going to call the policeman."
Ron: "This is ridiculous."
Otis: "All right, wise guy. ...Police! Police! Police!...
Barney: "What's goin' on out he... Oh Otis, it's you. Ya have to make
so much racket when ya come in?"
Otis: "Officer, arrest this man."
Barney: "What?"
Otis: "He's trespassing on my property."
Barney: "Oh for heaven's sake."
Otis: "A citizen's property's got to be protected against prowlers and
trespassers. That's the law."
Barney: "Otis, will ya just pipe down and go to sleep in that other cell?"
Otis: "I just can't sleep in a strange room!"
Barney: "Come on, boy. Let's put your things in that other cell."
Ron: "Oh now just a minute! You mean to tell me that you intend to
accommodate this guy and give him any cell he wants?!"
Barney: "Well, he's an old customer. I s'pose it's no more than right."
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