The chicken thief has something to say and it ain't hay......A) First a big
hearty welcome to all the new members and 2) It's Aunt BEE, not Aunt Bea and
III) Thelma Lou has no last name and no one knows what she does for a living -
we do however know she's always "having to get back to the office".
These and many other trivial trivialities that may be preying on your mind can
be found on Alan's web site www.mayberry.com. It's a fine site (sight) to
behold. Bookmark it. Visit it often, make it your OTHER home away from home.
Play the game, don't be obtuse, listen to Alan's podcasts. Make a big moulage
out of it. Download stuff. Print out stuff. Barney could write a new book of
odd facts known by few with everything there. Just do it....Go home, take a
nap, go to Thelma Lou's and watch a lil TV. Peel apples, listen to starlings (I
mean Darlings), make time for music, let your thumb hang loose, eat 'possem
pie, find a mocking bird, run for sheriff, skip stones on the lake, visit the
duck pond, ride a white horse in a black suit, lock yourself in a cell, speed,
speed, speed, make the pump go ding, drink a Nectarine Smash, run away to Texas
or Wyoming, eat a peanut butter and peanut butter sammich, show off to your
little girl friend, make brownies with walnuts or pecans or just plain, act in
a school play, sing a hymn, play an organ, sit on a city council, yell
SHAKEDOWN, rock on a porch, go to a church social, learn to fly a plane, learn
to drive a car, get on TV, put shoes on a cow, try to put shoes on an ornery
old bull, get a compelsion, call your mama, mess up the bulletin board, buy a
stamp from a slot machine, escort the apricot queen, put a potato tiarra on
your head, have a picnic, put up a chicken wire fence, hit your mother-in-law
with a leg of lamb, drink some elixor, get gased, protest the gold standard,
recite the pre-amble to the constitution, write your name in a school text
book, hand cuff your best friend to the flag pole, park in front of a fire
hydrant, get a shave and ask for Witch Hazel, go to Nashville, park illegal,
u-turn in the middle of Main Street, rob a gas station, rob a drug store, take
soup to an invalid, donate to the underprivilged children's fund, join a club,
for the love of Mike, just do it!
Looking forward to Mayberry Days and having a good time had by all.
Harriet, the chicken thief, making an item for the silent auction and no, it's
not a pillow stuffed with chicken feathers!
......"Johnny Paul Jason says chewing tar is good for your teeth"..."That's an
old wives tale"...."Johnny Paul ain't married"........
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