>I bet you had to wear your bucket for awhile to come up with all that!
I just come by it naturally.....In Mayberry you can also make a citizen's
arrest, fill a fake hold up at a gas station or drug store, get drugs for a
dime, drink a malted, wink at a jinx, rub your head, rub your tummy, recite a
poem to ward off a hex, let moths nest in your hair, get lost in a cave, kick a
can, plant some spinach, sing ala Barney, kidnap a farm gal, eat a gala dinner
by candlelight, sing kitchen songs, fake brushing your teeth, listen in on
criminal's conversations, cook 45 minutes boiled eggs, get locked up with the
sheriff, kill a carp, kill a pike, set fire to a barn, run a produce truck off
the road, runaway and join the Navy, peek in on newlyweds, try to stop a
station wagon with your bare hands, make a record, buy stock in a record
company, sew up your fingers, walk like Chester, talk like Cary Grant, talk
like William Holden, break out of the bank thru the beauty parlor, hang in a
harness, hang in a closet, wear a ten pound chain around your neck, buy a bed
jacket from a mayor, stop a wedding, throw rocks thru windows, get a diploma
with a days class, run around with a hoodlum, write a cook book, publish a
children's book, eat cashew fudge, watch George Raft on TV, throw rice on
newlyweds, dress like a nekkid savage, stand up to a bully, sow your field by
night, call the man, eat dynamite, take a goat up town, print a newspaper, get
your picture in a newspaper, use a sling shot, sleep on an ironing board, host
a summit, answer a chain letter, teach a dog to talk, get a uvula, get a
patella oblengata, say tuscarraro, make a golly wobbler, be on a jury, climb
an apple tree, fall down a well, put a bucket on your head, join the Marines,
play the piano, play football, run in a race, debate, make pickles, make
marmelade, make moonshine, grow roses, grow pansies, push a car in front of a
fire hydrant, flip a coin, pull hairs out of your good suit, turn a horse hair
into a snake, make a pass key from a metal kit, put someone else's hat on, talk
to the count, make a wish on a lamp, hide someone's shoes, clean a crock,
whittle, nap on the job, swat a fly on a barber, dress like Emma Watson, buy a
motorcycle, take a bath in a side car, play in a sand box, use disappearing
ink, put pennies on a train track, get whacked with a spoon, grow petunias, lop
off the top of bushes, paint a porch, pick out a runaway on a porch, arrest
pick pockets, ruin hamburgers, cook fish muddle, get a gold tooth, get a
uniform, file jail keys....just don't tell your daughter-in-law...and if anyone
tells you to get a life - tell em you did - right here in Mayberry, it's the
cats!
Harriet, the chicken thief, one thanks a day
......"Johnny Paul Jason says chewing tar is good for your teeth"..."That's an
old wives tale"...."Johnny Paul ain't married"........
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