>>  Big news.  My wife is releasing a new DVD called "The Best of Kenny".  It 
runs for approximately 20 seconds and features all my life's 
accomplishments.  The release date is for April 1, 2011 and will be 
available at most Dollar Stores.  <<

There was a fine fellow named Ken
Among the funniest of men.
    Twenty seconds -- his life,
    No more, said his wife,
Or Dollar Store'll sell it for ten. 

Or maybe they'll pay us to take
The DVD from them, for their sake.
    The joker he be 
    Of W-B-M-U-T-B-B;
Of all of us, Ken takes the cake.

(Sorry, but it's the best I can do at this late hour.   Think I'll go look for 
Mr. Schwump.)
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