Ken, I think Gomer would be my choice.......simple minded and just as nice a fellow as you?d ever want to meet. ( From: "Jimmy Phillips" <[email protected]>)
------------------------------ I've heard that about you Jimmy. Tall, Dark, and a Door Prize (with a Brown Suit that's pretty plain) ---------------- The Untrained Voice PS: I think I would want to be the Mayberry Plumber. Since there are no Toilets in town, it would be an easy job replacing 10-cent washers on noisy Faucets...and I don't mean Fred "Plummer" I don't want to work at Foley's..you know all those fruit flies. Since the Mayberry Plumber is never seen, I could define his role. Sit around at Wally's and make sure water can be supplied for those who need it, since its free (along with air) Check the horse troughs in town to make sure that they always have a supply of at least 8 hats-full of water. Hang around at the Barbershop and Make sure the water is always hot enough for Shampoo's Tell plumber stories about the inside of Myra Koontz's Bathroom and all about her vanity. (I would check thie often on there "steam issue") Make ocassional visits, using Mayberry connection, to the Pentagon as Pentagon Plumber's Apprentice..maybe I can get Barney that G-man job yet. Go up to Walnut Hills and take care of the sprinkler systems Install automatic shut-off valves at those poeple's house who have hand-washing compelsions. If I get real energetic I might work on running a waterline up to the Darling Place, and the O'Malley's place for Indoor Plumbing...but I doubt it, thats a job for the Utility boys. I'll probably just sit aroung town and whittle with my buddies and watch for Barney to do something goofy. The Untrained Voice _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list [email protected] http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
