What I would be arrest for would be:

Unlawful assemblige, loitering, and disturbing the peace

You know how Aunt Bee got in trouble with Barney for just talking with a few 
friends outside the couthouse???

 ..That's what I'd be doing.  I'd find a group of friends, like you all, and 
we'd be swapping stories and laughing and carrying on on the sidewalks of 
Mayberry.

As we are talking about Barney, my laugh would be louder that Ole Jud when he 
turned over the checkboard and told Chester Jones he was a lying cheat.

So I would be locked up pretty quickly.

Now here's the good news,  Since many of you spoke up before me, you would 
already be in jail, and due to the overcrowding I ,like Otis, would have to be 
locked up at Andy's house.  I just hope Aunt Bee, the warden, has lightened up 
a litle bit.



The Untrained Voice

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