Otis Campbell and his wife  were shopping at  Foley's store, and Mrs. Campbell 
decided to
steal a can of peaches. The inevitable happened and she was caught.

At the courthouse, Sheriff Taylor asked her what she had stolen.

"Well Sheriff, I stole a can of peaches."

Sheriff Taylor replied, "How many peaches were in the can?"

She said, "Six."

Sheriff Taylor then said, "I will sentence you to six days in jail."

Otis stood up behind her. "Sheriff ," he said, helpfully,
"she also stole a can of peas."


"Everything is AOK in Mayberry."

Ken Anderson
Eau Claire's Mayberry Deputy
2906 May Street
Eau Claire, WI 54701
715-839-8470
www.mayberryreflections.com
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