I am a medical courier for my hometown hospital.I service several satellite 
clinics in a three
county area.Yesterday,one of the clinics was vandalized/robbed.Someone gained 
entry by
throwing a large rock through a window.
 
Ernest T immediately came to mind,with one exception...this person also stole 
meds and 
money.Ernest T was a bit cantankerous,mischevious,and ornery...but he was not a 
thief.
 
Had old 'Barn been assigned the case,he would have gingerly removed the rock 
with his
hankerchief and the thief would be incarcerated within twenty four hours.I will 
observe
how the local constables handle it.I'm sure they will handle the case 
adequately,but not
with the flair of super sleuth Bernard P. Fife MD.
 
Dewey in NC
 
Manufacturers of Old Grandad whisky produced their product throughout 
Prohibition by
marking the bottles "for medicinal purposes".The Morrison sisters sold theirs 
with the
stipulation it was to be used for "special occasions" which included national 
holidays.Most
times,there is an end around solution to most stumbling blocks.

                                          
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