Most people enjoy TAGS because of the great story lines and super humor by some very gifted actors. However, so many people seem to forget that TAGS is just a wonderful source of important information that helps one live a much fuller life. Here are some of the important things TAGS has taught me.
It's OK for fat people to worry, but thin people shouldn't worry. Never buy a nickle that has a buffalo facing the wrong way. Rubbing the head of a redhead will bring good luck. Mixing gravy and cleaning fluid together can be mighty dangerous. Never do anything today that you can do tomorrow. This separates the men from the apes. A peanut butter and jelly sandwich tastes a lot better with milk. Touching a baby bird will not kill it but it will stunt its growth a little. The term "third party" is not dirty. Once a person is gone, you can;t come back. It just ain't decent. "I've got that little girl in my hip pocket" is a figure of speech. Once those jail cell doors close there are no more peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Klepermineracs steal because they are rotten. It you want a good suit you need to go to Mt. Pilot. Gypsies are moody. Everyone talks about the weather but no one does any thing about it. You can't judge a doctor by how he carves a turkey. Chewing tar is good for the teeth. A penny run over by a train is good luck. Eiensteen was a dropout. People who wash their hands all the time have a hand washing compellsion. When a crime is committed it is not good to make a big moulage about it. Never apologise to a woman. Giraffes sure are selfish. When your freezer breaks down you should "call the man". There are two sexes, men and blabbermouths. You should always carry a jack in your car trunk. You never questions the "Omen of the Owl." It's not only the materialistic things in life that makes a person rich. There is love and friendship. Those can make a man rich. Gumballs don't need money. The Sheriff of Nottingham was stupid and he had a stupid deputy. And finally, and most important, "The patubla oblagonda isn't in the leg, it is in the brain." -- Ken Anderson The Mayberry Guru 2906 May Street Eau Claire, Wisconsin 54701 www.mayberryreflections.com _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list [email protected] http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
