Little old ladies shouldn't clank. If you are riding a motocycle and you open your mouth with the tip of your tongue on the roof of your mouth it is impossible to say a word that begins with the letter s.
You should always keep the jail cell key in the desk drawer. A penny struck by lightning is worth two cents. Thunder is just two clouds bumping into each other. If you have chickens to throw, you have chickens to sell. The color black makes a person look so thin. The name Hoggette is French. It is OK to drink elixer during National Potato Week. Be sure to take your name off Girlie Magazines before you throw them in the dump. Never two time your girlfriend by going out with a girl with a peanut butter name. ( Skippy) Baked Alaska is a new dessert that came out when Alaska became a state. A salt and pepper suit is just perfect for the dip when you are dancing. Don't chew your cabbage twice. Birds talk to each other. It is easier to play a horn if you Andy Gump your chin a little. Women should let the men worry about government business. If you see a man dressed in black riding a white horse east to west, a divorce is null and void. There are worse things than being a hick; like being a hungry one. -- Ken Anderson The Mayberry Guru 2906 May Street Eau Claire, Wisconsin 54701 www.mayberryreflections.com _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list [email protected] http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
