I was working my shift as Festival Food's "Professional Consumer Multiple
Purchases Packaging Specialist" today and a woman came through my lane.
 After she unloaded all her food I noticed several bags of candy under her
purse.  When I asked her if she wanted them she got all flustered and
said,"Oh no I could have walked away with those and the police would be
called."  At that point I took my  Barney Fife Drivers License ID out of my
pocket and showed it to her and said I was working undercover.  She laughed
and then looked at me and said, "Oh, you are that guy with the squad car."
 I just love it when those unplanned Mayberry moments pop up out of nowhere.

-- 
Ken Anderson
The Mayberry Guru
2906 May Street
Eau Claire, Wisconsin 54701
www.mayberryreflections.com
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