Hey Dixon, my mommy and daddy just shook hands on their deal when getting
engaged.  None of that smooching until after the
third child was begot.

When I was born, I was so ugly the doctor slapped my father instead of
slapping me.  And my mommy once told me that if she would have met
me before I was born she would never have had kids.  Still thinking about
that one.

-- 
Ken Anderson
The Mayberry Guru
2906 May Street
Eau Claire, Wisconsin 54701
www.mayberryreflections.com
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