For those of you who are considering doing bodily harm to me I feel it is
only fair to warn you that I am as strong as an ox and almost as smart as
one.  I also know judo and karate.  Hiss Hiss ( that is a snake and not an
angry worm ).  If you do decide to confront me I strongly advise you to
watch for three things.  If you see me clear my throat, tug at my tie, and
then hit my holster three times, you had better run.  Maybe I will hit you
and maybe I won't.  My whole body is a weapon.  Just so I don't try to
entice you I am going to wear my uniform all the time.  I know you guys are
careful how you talk to a guy in a uniform so I am not gonna tempt you in
any way.  And besides that, I have the Count on my side.  You can count on
that.

-- 
Ken Anderson
The Mayberry Guru
2906 May Street
Eau Claire, Wisconsin 54701
www.mayberryreflections.com
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