Everyone feels sorry for poor Horatio because he is only half a boy. But you should really feel sorry for me because I am married to someone who only has half a mind. My lovely wife Linda keeps saying things like, "I have half a mind to let you make your own dinner tonight." or "I have half a mind to let you wash your own clothes.", or even "I have half a mind to quit my job." Then she says that I am a half wit, which I suppose means my jokes aren't really that funny, but just so so.
-- Ken Anderson The Mayberry Guru 2906 May Street Eau Claire, Wisconsin 54701 www.mayberryreflections.com _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list [email protected] http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
