I wuz a'wantin' to get some flares and greenery to take to my cuzzin in the horspital, so walked down thru my woods a'looking fer what I could find. Got some nice Daisies, some Brown Eyed Susies, and a few I dint reck'a nize, along with some greens to go with it. Had the purtiest shaped leaves, kind star shaped, so cut a few bunches full and stuck them in the bucket along with them purty flares and it made a good lookin' Bo-Kay to take up. When I walked in with my bucket bo-kay of flares and greens, the high sherf was in there a'visitin' as well. He ask me where I find them pretty greeneries, so I told him they was back down in my woods almost hid in some undergrowth, near the crick. He wanted me to show him where it were, so after my visit I led him to my place and he looked, and then called in some deppity sherfs, and they set up most of the night and finally found someone comin' in to tend them mary-wanna plants, is what he called them. I do declare, ain't nothin' private and sacred no more? Them folks was tryin' to get rich by usin' my woods to grow drugs! Well, they ain't doin' it no more!! After the sherf and deppitys got the guys, and one gal, they pulled up all them thangs and piled them up and poured kerry-sene on them and burnt them to a crisp. I tell you one thing...whey they is a burnin' that stuff, don't stand downwind of it! Most knock yer head off breathin' in them fumes! At least my woods is clean again, and I hope Harriet's chickens didn't eat none of it. If they did, somebody's eggs might have a little kick to them!! Old Man Kelsey watchin' my woods! _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list [email protected] http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
