Here are a few more things I learned from watching TAGS. Bible knowledge is a wonderful thing, but we shouldn't flaunt it.( Andy )
One should not pay a doctor five dollars just to find out how old we are. ( Aunt Bee ) Thin people ought not worry but it doesn't matter with fat people. ( Gomer ) If a girl kisses you on the jaw, it means you have to marry her. ( Gomer ) People steal because they are rotten. ( Barney ) If you take flowers to your girl and apologize; you're crawling. ( Barney ) Drugstores sell stuff to keep the green eyed monsters off you. ( Gomer ) You should never take an abandoned baby to an orphanassylum. ( Arnold ) David slew Goliath with a sling shot made from an inner tube. ( Barney ) Rubbing the head of a red headed boy will bring good luck. ( Barney ) Everything tastes better with ketchup on it. ( Goober ) You can get a possum out from under a rock by poking it with a stick. ( Ernest T. Bass) You should never eat dynamite on an empty stomach. ( Jimmy the Goat ) You should never doubt the omen of the owl. ( Briscoe Darling ) The dingo dog is indigenous to Australia. ( Floyd) The Shawnee are devils. ( Colonel Harvey ) Sawdust in your differential will make your car gears run smooth as silk for a few days. ( Gomer and Andy) -- Ken Anderson The Mayberry Guru 2906 May Street Eau Claire, Wisconsin 54701 www.mayberryreflections.com _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list [email protected] http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
