Leave it to good old Dan to only tell part of the story. So now I will tell
you the rest of the story.

Yes, I did indeed stop in at Dan's and I did ask for a vase.  But what he
did not tell you was that instead of giving me a vase, he gave me an old
plastic urinal from his last hospital stay.  I hope he is satisfied because
now all my flowers are going to die.

And yes I was wearing a suit.  But it wasn't new.  Because it was so hot I
was wearing my birthday suit.  So what did good old Dan say.  He told me to
take over to Fred Goss  to have pressed because it was all wrinkled.

Come on Dan, if yo are going to tell stories about me, at least get the
facts straight.

With that, I am now off to do a Broiler Fest Parade in a near by town.

-- 
Ken Anderson
The Mayberry Guru
2906 May Street
Eau Claire, Wisconsin 54701
www.mayberryreflections.com
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