Great news folks, I just received my August copy of "The Police Gazette"
and this month's issue has "28 Interesting Crime Facts".  So I thought I
would share some of them as long as Barney and Andy are crime fighters.  I
do have to leave a few of them out because some of the Digest members have
never been married.

Did you know:

The average criminal sentence length is 137 years in Columbia.  (That
compares to a five dollar fine or  five days in Mayberry.)

In ancient Egypt, killing a cat was a crime punishable by death. ( I wonder
what they got for killing a carp.)

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical
fish stores.  ( In other stores they can wear peek a boo blouses.)

Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood
donors. ( In Mayberry they had to be registered moonshiners.)

The Chico, California City Council enacted a ban on nuclear weapons setting
a $500 fine for anyone detonating one within city limits,  ( I wonder if
loaded goats were included in the ban.)

America puts many more of its citizens in jail than any other nation,  ( If
Barney's arrests weren't included America would be even with all other
nations.)

And finally,

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her cheating
husband, but may do so only with her bare hands. ( I bet they used one hand
to make a mad worm with karate.)

-- 
Ken Anderson
The Mayberry Guru
2906 May Street
Eau Claire, Wisconsin 54701
www.themayberryguru.com
www.mayberryreflections.com
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