I thought you'd be interested in the results of our recent shakedown.  
Generally, the cells were clean although we did find some contraband in cell 
#2, which, as we all know, is occupied by our frequent prisoner. Ken Anderson.  
We confiscated 2 very old joke books, the last 8 issues of "Learn-a-Month," and 
a Mr. Potato set.  

As punishment, Mr. Anderson has been confined to "the hole," cell #1.

You may remember, Mr. Anderson has been a problem prisoner from the get-go.  
The last time was last week when he refused to eat Aunt Bee's lima beans 
shouting that "I'd rather eat the pickles!"

Warden Dan
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