I thought you'd be interested in the results of our recent shakedown. Generally, the cells were clean although we did find some contraband in cell #2, which, as we all know, is occupied by our frequent prisoner. Ken Anderson. We confiscated 2 very old joke books, the last 8 issues of "Learn-a-Month," and a Mr. Potato set.
As punishment, Mr. Anderson has been confined to "the hole," cell #1. You may remember, Mr. Anderson has been a problem prisoner from the get-go. The last time was last week when he refused to eat Aunt Bee's lima beans shouting that "I'd rather eat the pickles!" Warden Dan _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list [email protected] http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/

