With Mayberry Days quickly approaching I thought I would like a set of rules for visiting Mayberry in case it is your first time there.
Never eat a cucumber made by Aunt Bee. Never hit your mother in law with a leg of lamb. Never throw a chicken at your spouse. Never accept a dinner invitation by the Darling family. Never dip your hat in a horse trough. Never keep your drapes open while watching TV with your girlfriend. Never make an illegal u turn on Main Street. Never sign nomination papers for a female town council candidate. Never buy a nickel that has the buffalo pointing the wrong way. Never drink cider when the Governor is coming to town. Never give a pretty girl a police escort to the post office. Never ride in a car driven by Early Gilly. Never park your sidecar motorcycle in front of the Court House. Never buy a girl named Mavis Neft a root beer float. Never wear Witch Hazel around the Morrison sisters. Never buy magazines that have “girlie pictures”. Never kill a carp by hitting it over the head with the blunt end of an ax. Never cook chili in your room in a rooming house. Never buy a mink stole from the trunk of a car. Never serve Indian Elixir at a Woman's Church Group. Never call someone a “third party” even if it isn't dirty. And finally, never, ever, share your snow cone with Vicky Harms. -- Ken Anderson The Mayberry Guru 2906 May Street Eau Claire, Wisconsin 54701 www.themayberryguru.com www.mayberryreflections.com _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list [email protected] http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
