Here's a joke you might enjoy. At the risk of upsetting the joke police, this is a variation of a joke once told by Ronald Reagan, but I decided to "put it onto Opie" as Howard Sprague might say.
Opie set up a lemonade stand, where he sold lemonade for five cents a cup. The first day, Reverend Tucker came up and put down a nickel, and without saying a word, just walked away without taking any lemonade. This went on for about three weeks. Every day, Reverend Tucker would put down a nickel, and then walk away without taking the lemonade. Then one day when he put down his nickel and turned to go, Opie said, "excuse me sir, just a minute please." The pastor said, "I'll bet I know what you're going to say. You want to know why I pay you a nickel every day and never take any lemonade. Is that it, son?" The lad replied, "No sir, that's not it. I was just going to tell you that the price of lemonade has gone up. It's six cents now." Paul Mulik Sent from my U.S. Cellular BlackBerry® smartphone _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list [email protected] http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
