When I was a baby my mother would put me down for a nap and cover my face with a pillow. she said I'd sleep better in the dark. My father always liked the kid next door more than me. So one year i bought him a T-shirt for Father's day that read, "#1 Dad"...at the bottom in small print it read, "In the Loser's bracket" I never had many friends. In my High School Senior "Who's Who Book" my name was listed under "Who's he." I took the fattest girl in class to the prom. I saw her last year. She said she had her stomach tied to lose weight. If that knot ever comes lose she'll wipe out half the county. In the army when the Captain said, "Present Arms" I dropped my rifle and hugged him I've been married to the same woman for 47 years only because every time I leave her some place she finds her way home.
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