Otis the Mayberry town drunk,

Had a very shiny nose.

And if you ever saw it,

You would even say it glows.

All of the other town drunks

Use to laugh and call him names

They would never let poor Otis

Join in any town drunk games.



Then one foggy Christmas Eve,

Andy came to say,

Otis with your nose so bright,

Won’t you stay in our jail tonight?

Then all the other town drunks,

Laughed and shouted out with glee,

Otis the Mayberry town drunk,

You’ll become a star on TV.



Otis the Mayberry town drunk,

Had a very fat belly.

And if you ever saw it,

You would even say its jelly.

All of the other town drunks,

Used to laugh and call him names,

They would never let poor Otis,

Join in any town drunk games.



Then one foggy Christmas Eve,

Andy came to say.

Otis with your nose so bright,

Won’t you stay in our jail tonight?

Then all the other town drunks,

Laughed and shouted out with glee.

Otis the Mayberry town drunk,

You’ll become a star on TV.






-- 
Ken Anderson
The Mayberry Guru
2906 May Street
Eau Claire, Wisconsin 54701
www.themayberryguru.com
www.mayberryreflections.com
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