Just heard over my police scanner that Barney has cracked another robbery case at Walker Drug Store.
It appears a man was apprehended yesterday afternoon after Miss Ellie called Barney to say she notice a great deal of hand soap was missing. Turns out the perpetrator Barney arrested was a klepterminerac with a hand washing compellsion. When asked why he stole the soap, the robber said, "Cause I am rotten." Now here is a true story. At the supermarket where I work we have a regular customer who comes in about every two weeks. The only thing he eve buys is shampoo. He always buys between 20 and 30 bottles each time. I asked him once if he buys for a group home or another facility and he said no that he uses it all himself. I am serious, he does this every two or three weeks all year long. Now he definitely must have a hair washing compellsion. -- Ken Anderson The Mayberry Guru 2906 May Street Eau Claire, Wisconsin 54701 www.themayberryguru.com www.mayberryreflections.com _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list [email protected] http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
