Even though we have never actually seen her, I feel I have to vote for Hogette Windslow as the prettiest girl in Mayberry. From what I hear she is the cutest thing with a pink complexion and the cutest nose. I feel sorry for her too as I understand she married a fellow who turned out to be a real "bore". But she has been blessed with two adorable children - twins named Piglet and Oinkette. So I think Hogette would really enjoy being named Mayberry's Prettiest Girl. I have even written a song for the occasion.
Hail to thee, Miss Hogettey, All hail to thee, all hail, Your pinkishness, your Frenchyness, Brings joy to every male, All hail, all hail, all hail, all hail, All hail, all hail, all hail, all hail... -- Ken Anderson The Mayberry Guru 2906 May Street Eau Claire, Wisconsin 54701 www.themayberryguru.com www.mayberryreflections.com _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list [email protected] http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
