One day Barney and Juanita were down to the duck pond watching the ducks. All of a sudden Otis Campbell staggers by with a large crab in his hand. Barney jumps out of the squad car and runs up to Otis." What do you think you're doing catching crabs? It isn't even crab season."
Otis responded "I'm not catching crabs". Barney said "What do you call that then?" pointing at the crab Otis was holding. "Oh" Otis said, "Thats my pet crab, Don". Barney was now getting mad and he said "I'm giving you a citation for violating a 784-B, catching crabs without a license." Otis said "What do you mean Barney, I didn't catch this crab. He is my pet, I'll prove it, I'll put my crab in the water and a minute later he'll swim back to me" Barney agrees, so Otis puts the Don the crab in the water.. A few minutes go by and Barney growls "Ok Otis where is the crab?" Otis says "what crab?" -- Ken Anderson The Mayberry Guru 2906 May Street Eau Claire, Wisconsin 54701 www.themayberryguru.com www.mayberryreflections.com _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list [email protected] http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
