> Hey Don, I would like you to give a friend of mine a call some time. I > want your voices to meet. 1-555-55-5555 > > She is a widow. ( You know what they say about widows. ) Her husband was > an undertaker and left her a $20,000 life insurance policy. It would be > good deal for you. > > Skinny widow. > > $20,000 dollar life insurance police. > > Ten year old hearse with the original paint. > > Better yet, why not come for a visit. I bet she would even let you drive > her hearse. > > One thing though. Don't bring her flowers. Chocolates might be better. -------------
You know me. When opportunity knocks, ol' Don's got to take a peek and see if there's anybody on the stoop. Don Good, Still ugly, single, and pitting prunes. _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list [email protected] http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
