Since TAGS and Star Trek both used the 40 Acres lot, we've had some fun with what should happen if a couple of continuity folks bumped into each other in the street and got the scripts jumbled up:
The Enterprise drops out of warp drive. Captain Kirk: Mr. Sulu, where are we? Mr. Sulu: I don't know, sir, none of these readings are familiar. Captain Kirk: Lt. Uhura, any communication transmissions? Lt. Urhura: Yes sir, I'm hearing a red-breasted, web-footed lake loon on subchannel 4. Captain Kirk: Very well, follow that, it should take us back to base. All ahead, warp 3. Mr. Scott: Cap'n, the Klingons' photon torpedoes are wearing down the shields, they're not gonna hold! Mr. Spock: Sir, what do you wish to do? Captain Kirk: We'll have to nip it, nip it in the bud! Captain Kirk: Mr. Sulu, you've got the helm. I'll be in my quarters at Mrs. Mendlebright's. Captain Kirk: Mr. Scott, I don't care what you have to do, I have to have warp 4 to get enough speed to get over Turner's Grade. Mr. Scott (muttering to himself): Give 'em warp 4, they'll take warp 5. Give 'em warp 5, they'll take warp 6. In the transporter room, 2 figures materialize before Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock. Although not armed, the aliens are not of a race that either Kirk or Spock are familiar with. Captain Kirk: I don't think they're from around here. Mr. Spock, addressing the aliens: Where are you from? Alien #1: Heckmondwight, England. dan --- This email is free from viruses and malware because avast! Antivirus protection is active. http://www.avast.com _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list [email protected] http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
