Gotta warn all you unwary consumers out there to avoid Honest Ken's Used Car 
Lot.  I recently purchased a car from him that was totally unacceptable.   When 
I visited his car lot, he had a car I had never heard of, something called a 
1987 YUGO.   He said he would let me have it real cheap.   Hey, I figured if 
the car was called YOU GO, what else could you want.   Well let me tell you 
what happened.     Nothing but trouble.   But one day I did double the value of 
my Yugo, it was when I filled it up with gasoline.   You know what the 
difference is between a Jehovah Witness and Ken's Yugo?    You can shut the 
door on a Jehovah Witness.   But just today, I finally got the Yugo to really 
go.    It went the fastest it ever has since I had it.   Unfortunately it was 
when it was hooked up behind the tow truck going back to Ken's Car Lot.

Orville Hendricks - Mount Pilot Butter and Egg Man.   I thought that swaping a 
car for a dozen eggs was pretty cheap.                                     
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