I've answered this question many times in the past, and I'm happy to repeat for this particular question. (what job do I have in Mayberry) I work for a telecommunications company in real life. Im Mayberry I would work for the Mayberry Bell Telephone (aka May-Belle). At night and on some weekends I would be Sara's backup. She has to sleep sometimes, so I take over the switchboard. People still say "Sarah Get me ____" I just set them up without explaining it is not Sarah. Its a good way to find out what's going on..who's talkng to who etc...and yes I've even heard the voice or Mr. Schwamp, a rare treat. I know who is moonshining, who is datin, who's going to win an election, and when out of town guests are coming in. So I've explained the "inside" part of my job. The outside part is, I get to team with another Mayberry favorite. I go out and help build new lines with Mr. McBeevee. Ocassionally I get to walk in the trees with him, but more often I work with him to run new drop wires to homes and Businesses. I also collect coins from the payphones, like at Walker's Drugs, and I do a litte repair. Its pretty easy to keep up May-Belle because we only have on line that leaves the town. You probably know that the Mendlebright sisters give that a good test every Sunday afternoon. When I'm on the switchboard, I put my feet up they talk so long..and you guessed it.. my feet fall asleep. Barney keeps asking me and McBeeVee to install a hotline from his room to Andy's house (like a Bat-phone!) But Andy keeps saying the only Hotline in Mayberry is needed at the ice house so someone can call and remind them to turn the light off. LOL Have a Mayberry Day THe UNtrained Voice Well gotta go now _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list [email protected] http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
