Mayberry Squad Car Nationals ideas Task One: Meat Delivery and Cutting Passenger would get out of squad car and have to pull a child's coaster wagon full of some weight representing a wagon full of meat. Let's Say competitor pullis it 15 feet to the Butcher Shop. Then at the butcher shop they have to take a knife and cut up a hot dog..say into 10 pieces (You know anything about cutting meat?--Do you think they'll ask me that?) The crowd could re-enact a famous Peyton Manning commercial by chanting "cut that meat" "cut that meat" (yapping Dogs optional) Task Two: Adventure Sleeping Passenger arrives at an ironing board with a large night shirt, night cap, and Blanket on it. They pick up the Laundry and the ironing board and walk/run 10 feet to two chairs. They put the blanket under a leg of each chair, lay the ironing board between the two chairs. Put on the night shirt and cap (Like Andy when he performed Carter Wakefield Wedding). Lay down on the ironing board and cover up with the blanket (like Barney in the back room when Andy put the blanket under the legs) and say aout Loud "Snore Snore Snore Snore"..Uncover, take off Night shirt and cap..return all to orginal postion of ironing board. Task Three: Master of Disguises Passsenger arrives at Disguise Center. Puts on Hunting Jacket and Cap. Steps up on a four-sided platform and freezes like a mannequin, then turn 90 degress, and repeats until they have posed in all four directions (prreferably in different poses). They take off Hunting Garb and put on a large dress and pick up Mrs. Mcgruder's mop and make four mopping motions. Finally take off the Dress and (what's a matter haven't you ever seen a man take off a dres before?) put on Motor Cycle jacket , Goggles, and Helmet. They hop on fake motorcycle (Saw Horse, Bicycle, moped, whatever) and Holloer 4 times "Citizens Arrest" That would be a special competition!! The Untrained Voice _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list [email protected] http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
