There were several days mentioned in Mayberry.     Malcolm Tucker arrived in 
Mayberry on a Sunday.   Gomer stayed with Andy on a Saturday.    The 
conversation went like this:   Andy: "What day is today"?   Opie:  "Saturday".  
  Andy:   "What happens on a Saturday"?    Opie:   "The grass gets cut".    But 
Gomer winds up cutting the grass on Opie's behalf.   
But I guess the one day that was never shown on TAGS was a Monday.    I 
observed all the shows, and I saw Andy and Barney at work many days, and on 
every one of these days when they would walk past Floyd's Barber Shop, it was 
always open.    I do not recall ever seeing Andy or Barney trying to go into 
Floyds and the door being locked and a sign on the door saying closed.    
American men are well aware that 99.99% of all "real" barber shops are closed 
on Mondays.    I was shaving just now, looking at myself in the mirror, and 
thinking "I really should go get a haircut tomorrow".     But then it came to 
me, today's Sunday, and the barber shop will be closed tomorrow.   But Floyds 
was never closed during the week, so I guess all the shows (excepting the ones 
where everyone went to Sunday School)  took place on a Tuesday, Wednesday, 
Thursday, Friday, or Saturday.    No Mondays on TAGS.    You know how everyone 
says they hate Mondays?     I guess they should have lived in Mayberry.
 
Orville Hendricks - Mount Pilot Butter and Egg Man.     Martha does the wash on 
Monday.
 
                                          
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