I think because we are living in such different and challenging times, a few changes should be made in our schools.
1. I think that since schools no longer have the picture of the U.S. Presidents hanging in their classrooms, starting this school year all schools should be required to have pictures of Sheriff Andy Taylor and Deputy Barney Fife hanging at the front of every classroom. 2. In addition to beginning each day with the Pledge of Allegiance, each day should begin by having the students recite the preamble to the constitution. 3. At the beginning of the school year all teachers should be required to instruct their students that they are not only their students' teacher, but also their Mother or Father Figure. 4. Students who bring peanut butter sandwiches for lunch shall be provided with one free bottle of milk to help make the peanut butter sandwiches easier to eat. 5. Students should be discouraged from buying their teachers personal presents. Especially if it is something the teacher might wear. 6. Books like Robin Hood and other such childish classics should be banned from the schools in that they reflect poorly upon people in authority. 7. Poetry should be a required subject in all classes. Poems about "burning decks" and "dogs" will be replaced with poems about romance and love as these would be much more practical in the real world. -- Ken Anderson The Mayberry Guru 2906 May Street Eau Claire, Wisconsin 54701 www.themayberryguru.com www.mayberryreflections.com _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list [email protected] http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
