>>>While we all love TAGS I'm sure most of us have our own favorite episodes. 
>>>This got me to thinking about individual quotes. Does everyone have a 
>>>favorite that never fails to make you smile?<<<

"I think I've heard just about enough about that tomato!"

"Man spends money getting his suit spotted and pressed, takes two hours 
polishing his hat, and for what?  Heartaches!!"

"My mother has a clock in her stomach, too!"

"A slender, high-spirited person needs a sugar pick-me-up late in the day."

"Boy, giraffes are selfish!"

"You know what you find in caves?  Bats!  That's right, bats!  And you know 
what they do?  They fly in your hair and get tangled up in there and lay their 
eggs and you go crazy."

"I don't know how I can face the future when I know there are eight quarts of 
these pickles in it!"

"This has just gone far enough!  I can take some manners, and I can take some 
cleanin' up, and I can take a bossy mouth!  But I ain't about to be beat to 
death with no spoon!!"

"I heard it!  I heard it!  It sounded like a sneeze."

"Yes, what was that saying?  Let's see...  Tempus edax rerum--times heals 
everything.  You know who said that?  My Latin teacher at barber college."

"Two chairs!  And I've got the magazines to swing it!"

"Citizens arrest!"

"Ain't you got a jack?"

"Tall, dark--and a door prize!"

"Pa, just what can you do with a grown woman?"

"And here, a whole town stands still, because two old women's feet fall asleep."



"You're beginning to get to me."

 

"It's not a whim if you put on clean underwear."



Okay, sorry, that was more than one.





Thelma Lou

(Janet)







 
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