Paul, I can think of several reasons Ms. Lloyd would not want to come to 
Mayberry Days.  If she was in the parade in a convertible she'd be in the 
sun.....the sun gives her the herpes.  If she rode in a sedan or coupe, she'd 
have to hang her head out the window like a dog.  Also, most of the indoor 
events would include chit chat.......she hates to chit chat.  Then there is 
always music, most of which features a guitar........she hates the guitar.  
About the only thing she could do would be to sing Flow Gently, Sweet Afton at 
the talent show.  Long trip just for that.
  
Harry in Salem, VA

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