*Pickle Joke* *Q. Why are pickles in sandwiches so polite?* *A*. They're well bread!
*Q. How can you tell when there's 1,000 pounds of pickles under your bed?* *A*. Because you're closer to the ceiling! *Q: What's green and wears a mask?* *A*: The Lone Pickle! *Q. What happens when a PICKLE is bored?* *A.* He becomes very DILL! *Q: What do you call a pickle you buy at a great price?* *A:* A sweet Dill! *Q. Should you ever eat pickles on an empty stomach?* *A.* Yes, but it's better to eat 'em off a plate! *Q. Who does a boy cucumber dig the most?"* *A.* The PICKLE DISH! *Q: What is green and carries a gun?* *A:* Marshall Dill! *Q: What is green and swims in the sea?* *A:* Moby Pickle!. *Q. When can you put pickles in the door?* *A*. When it's AJAR! *Q: What is green and goes through walls?* *A:* A pickle, But you have to throw it real hard! *Q: What is green and flies through the air?* *A:* Super pickle of course! *Q: What is the difference between a pickle and a psychiatrist?* *A:* If you don't know you should stop talking to your pickle! *Q. Why did the cucumber need a lawyer? * *A.* Because it was in a pickle! *Q: What do you call a pickle who is a bad loser?* *A: *A sour pickle! *Q. What is green and dangerous?* *A.* A thundering herd of pickles! *Q. What's green and sour and swims in an aquarium? * *A.* A trop-pickle fish! *Q: What do you call a frozen pickle hanging from the roof? * *A:* An Icepickle! *Q. What is green and pecks on trees? * *A. *Woody Wood Pickle! *Q. What's black and white, black and white, black and white, and green? * *A.* Three zebras fighting over a pickle! *Q. What is black and white and green and black and white?* *A.* Two penguins fighting over a pickle! *Q. What's red and green and guides Santa's sleigh? * *A.* Rudolph the red-nosed pickle! *Q. Why doesn't a pickle like to travel?* *A.* Because it's a JARRING experience! *Q. How do you prepare a pickle sunDAE?* *A.* You start getting it ready friDAE and saturDAE! *Q. What business does a smart pickle go into?* *A*. He opens a DILLY-catessen! *Q. What's green and red all over?* *A.* A sunburned pickle! *Q. What do you get when you cross an Alligator with a pickle?* *A*.A crocoDILL! *Q. Why do gherkins giggle a lot?* *A.* They're PICKLish! -- Ken Anderson The Mayberry Guru 2906 May Street Eau Claire, Wisconsin 54701 www.themayberryguru.com www.mayberryreflections.com _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list [email protected] http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
