Albert Eeinsteen was a drop out.
If a bat lays eggs in your hair you will go crazy. If a moth lays eggs in your hair you will go crazy. Kleptermineracs steal because they are rotten. Making baskets will cure klepterminneracs. Lots of people have hand washing compellshions. Two and two makes four. The patella oblagonda ain’t in the leg. It is in the brain. All God’s people have a uvula. Never buy a mink stole out of the trunk of a car. A septic tank makes a great anniversary present. You don’t get peanut butter once that cell door shuts. Books like Robin Hood should be banned from the schools. Electronal marvels work better with thicker wires. Aladdin’s lamp was real. Gypsies are moody. Nine out of ten people are not completely happy with the house they live in. Women are all nuts. A little sixty watt bulb can really heat up a room. If you give truckers 40, they will take 45, and if you give them 45, they will take 50. The first words of Accapella are Acc A Pell A. The way to fight fire is with fire. Always wait for the Official Verification before doing anything. The sling shot David used to kill Goliath was made from an inner tube. Birds talk to each other just like people do. To sell newspapers you need to broaden your scope. Giraffes are selfish. Don’t ever say you have your girl in your hip pocket. Latin scholars didn’t sit around talking about bugs. The Emancipation Proclamation was written by some folks who wanted to be emancipated. If you shot yourself in the chest, it would smart. Good chili is just loaded with herbs. -- Ken Anderson The Mayberry Guru 2906 May Street Eau Claire, Wisconsin 54701 www.themayberryguru.com www.mayberryreflections.com _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.wbmutbb.com/
